Hi all, well I'm giving up with this version 'cause the pretty colours are really hard to work with. Damn Piczo. But I'll probably still be updating the mobile friendly version. See you there!
"What country is Weymouth in?"
-"Europe."
"Europe is a continent."
-"Fine. Spain."
"I'm so big I won't fit in the bin"
"My ice pole is smoking"
"We don't breathe normally"
"What two continents does Turkey intersect?"
- "Spain." "Malaysia?"
-"But I thought Malaysia was a continent!"
"Why do buses have to stop outside bus stops?!"
"Ha! you hit thin air and then the table!"
"Here's a stick for you."
- "No, it's a twig!"
"Do you want a chocolate finger?"
"No thanks"
"Oh you fatty."
"Let's test you on the Latin. What's 'a' or 'ab'?"
- "A blood type."
"Salmon isn't a fish, it's a food."
"It's not my property, you gave it to me."
"Today is a good day to buy a paper because it's Valentine's Day." - Err... you're 4 days off.
"You can't attack the wind, you retard."
- [Whilst flailing arms] "DIE, DIE, DIE!!!"
"You can buy some of these things for some money."
"Stop playing with his science."
"Homework, why don't you just make sense?!"
"I'm not a dick-head, I'm a dick-ear."
"Can I come round your house yesterday?"
"Your liver is the most important organ in your body... ... apart from your heart, lungs, skin..."
-"What about your brain?"
"Yeah that too."
"Blackboards are the boards invented before whiteboards.
- "That's racist."
"You're intellectually stupid."
"When's the work due in?"
"Friday the 13th"
"Which is..?"
"A Thursday."